Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Dutch People Jokes More Dutch People Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.