Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods