He's flat Baroque...
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Goodentight
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Their spaceships Netherland.
They're cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Armin Van Buren.
she shattered his jaw!
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Edam...
TO SHLEEP! :D
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They are cheap.
Because they netherland.
The type of gas used.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
A humpty-dumpty!
I'm here all night
Aztec.
To pot the brown.
DYKE HARD
The dyke broke.
Loan shark.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
