What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde