What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH