What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.