How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.