How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.