How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What do you call a swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it