How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians