How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.