How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself