How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.