How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!