How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!