Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..