Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.