Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!