What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.