What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.