What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.