What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !