What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !