What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !