What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.