What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.