What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture