What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture