What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture