What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture