What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture