Patty O'Furniture.
A wet one.
When it's raining cats and dogs !
Because she always makes up.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Patty O'furniture.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Patty O'Furniture