How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!