How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*