How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

House Jokes More House Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.