How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

House Jokes More House Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.