How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.