How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.