How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.