Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Cos they're playas.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
They sit eggsaminations !
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
