How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture