How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.