Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE