Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos