Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners