What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge