What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Just Ice

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Cross-Country

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Space.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge