What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !