What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!