What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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I see the sea...

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

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A Rook-ey mistake.

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They have nerves of steal.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

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It was peed off.

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Wizz Air