What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.