What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Who survives?

America.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...