What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.