What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.