What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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A Dictator.

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A dictator.

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Judo

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan