What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H