What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.