What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.