A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
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He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Jacket Chan
Moo-thai.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Wing Chun
Mooey Thai.
A: Steven Seagull
Judo
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
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Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
S ry!
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
Pork Chop!
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
Buck teeth!
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
A Yutopia
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A: 3 years
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
The French flag.
Idaho
It booked a Tuber.
