Martial Art Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

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9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Mr. Miyagi Jokes More Mr. Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Karate Jokes More Karate Jokes

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Martial Arts Jokes More Martial Arts Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"