Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Academic Jokes More Academic Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What do you call a vessel full of academics?

A scholarship

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Disabled People Jokes More Disabled People Jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven