Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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The one in the wheelchair.

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Academic Jokes More Academic Jokes

What do you call a vessel full of academics?

A scholarship

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.