Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

You might also enjoy:

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?