Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.