Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)