Surrey Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.