When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
About 10 pounds.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Because he dropped the beet.
Bison.
ask about his routine.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Fryday.
For me it's three weeks.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Sister Matic !
It keeps getting agitated
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
