What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Surrey Jokes More Surrey Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.