What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Surrey Jokes More Surrey Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.