What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.