What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !