What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.