What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.