What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.