What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.