What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!