What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.