What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth