What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!