What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth