What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.