What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"