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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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