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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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The sun exists.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

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My zipper

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Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Pay him for the pizza