Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.