When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.