When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.