When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.