Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.