Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me