Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.