What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.