What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3