What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.