Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"