Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean