Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!