Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!