Dalek Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D