What does a Dalek do in the shower?

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!