What does a Dalek do in the shower?

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D