Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon