How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.