Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.