Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine