Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!