How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!