What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Atlantis Jokes More Atlantis Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Shellfie Jokes More Shellfie Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies