What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio