What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.