What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.