Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling