Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!