Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.