Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli