Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Salvador Deli Jokes More Salvador Deli Jokes

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli