Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.