Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli