Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)