Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.