Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes