What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)