What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.